CHEER UP DUDE! IT'S CHRISTMAS!

Yes that is this years slogan! Profound indeed my lovelies.  Now back to my gingerbread ninjas!

S - Always will be a fav of mine, but MG probably wants to share her own background soundtrack while she tells us how Italy was.  You lucky snarf you.!

MG - Guess what bitches, we just had the best blog of our lives join on, I mean we had all the good shit laid out for ya, this was the real deal.  Then, sadly, an 'unexpected error' occurred...grr..of course we didn't save.  Ugh.  Anyway, most of it consisted of me bragging about my lavish lifestyle jet setting to Italy, you know, just my usual glamour classiness.  Luckily for you, our dear readers, fans, people we have paid to comment, I'm back!!!  And I did bring some snazzy wine straight from a Tuscan castle vineyard.  Straight up!!  

MG - Heyyyyy Scotty B!  How are you dude?  My previous blog which was destroyed was not so courteous.  More like crass.  Basically, I was remembering your mustache more than you, and then Shasha had some shit to say about that, so maybe it's better there was a computer crash anyways.  By the way my husband is a big fan of this blog, and it is nothing like it sounds.  Seriously, the web site crashed god dammit!!!!!  Hasn't your website crashed before in the middle of a mustache rant??  Anyway, back to Scotty, the most interesting former fan club president in the world.  You rock!  Yay!

S - By the way, I do happen to know that Scotty B has been a featured designer at Target several times!  And, he is a fan of Whirlwinds, so, la-de-da to that!  

MG - Well, I didn't actually go to Milan, or see the leaning tower of Pisa, however I rocked it in Rome so la de da jerk face!

S- But you promised to write our website on the bathroom wall of the the Tower of Pisa.  Jerkier facial butt!

MG - But wait!!!! I did write Shasha's phone number in the bathroom stall at the jazz bar in Venice.  There were a bunch of bras hanging from the ceiling, some were ugly, some were cool.  For a good time Venezians, call Shasha!  Book the Whirlwinds!!!  Website address included, with my dumb pen, and the bathroom was unisex.  So la de da de da Boom!!!!!!

S- oooooo. Boom taken.

Last message - To Scotty again!!!!  Because this blog was dedicated to YOU my man!  Did you know, you can subscribe to our blog.  Waaaaaa?  Yep!!!  You sure can!!!!  Do it today.  Peace