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Reading our blog is 85% better than using bath salts!

soaking or smoking, it is true.  The results are the same but without the nasty hangover and possible face eating.

Requested by my daughter Alisia.  She knows how I love bi-polar music.  That is why I love AFI so much.  Mm!MMM! lOVE aFi!.  One of my most fav bands ever!  Anyways we are experimenting on the fondness of the heart.  Did anyone miss us?  I hope so.

How was your super bowl weekend MG?  Mine was good with the puppy bowl but it got so much better when I found the kitten bowl.  Besides that my husband went crazy fixing superbowl food!  Oh babey it was awesome.  He did all the cooking while I sat and watched.  I of coarse had my bottle of red wine.   (remember I recommend out of state Trader Joe's for $2.99 wine, I buy it by the case.)

Yep.  He started slicing and dicing.  Chopping and mincing.  My mouth was watering!  I had some serious munchies maaaaan.  It was gettin hOt in theeeeere!  The more wine I had the more hungry I was getting...and the smell of chili, mini kielbasas wrapped in bacon, little beef smokies slow cooking in bbq sauce and grape jelly, MMMMM MMM! pant pant.  All the fixins for loaded potato skins packed with grilled chicken and bacon.. O! Oooo! YA!.  You should have seen the bacon sizzling around the little kielbasa smokies.  Then it got real.  He started rollin out the homemade dough for personal PIZZAS!!   whaaaaaaaa!?  

Definitely exciting and put a smile on my face.  With all the sizzling and aroma in the kitchen, the heat was rising and he had to take off his shirt!  Although there was a shirt under it, it was super tantalizing!  Sort of like the strip bar, the thong comes off but there is a thong under it? kinda the same thing...(er, so I hear...is the word on the street...heh heh).  Anyways, I had to run and get my dollas (out of his wallet)!  My taste buds were getting all riled up and I had to make it rain. Oh Ya Oh Ya!  MMmmmmhmm Hmmmmm.

You know, I think that making it rain is a universal thing, somewhat.  I was reading this National Geographic where some village was trying to make it rain and they were all dancing around naked too.

So, what did you do last weekend MG?

If you happen to be in Rose Park Saturday March 5th.  Stop by and check out Whirlwinds performing at Thia's belly dance Springfest 2016!  We will be dancing at 3:16 pm. You can watch belly dancers all day actually.  It starts at 10am and ends at 10pm.  All day belly dancing and plenty of shopping too.  There is an indoor bazaar.  costumes, clothes, jewelry, massages, card readings, food, and more.  $8 to get in children under 5 free.   Come and check it out.   We just want to say that Thia is most awesome to be putting this show together so that dancers from everywhere can have a place to dance.  Thank you Thia for giving Whirlwinds so many opportunities to dance.

MG - It's almost Valentine's Day!!  Who's in the mood for love.  I just spent $30 on cards and candy so my kids can give them to everyone else's little brats, with love of course.  I bought extra candy so I can eat it, while sifting through the cute little elementary cards my kids get.  Valentine's Day is a time for dancing people!!!  Dance for your lover.  Dance for yourself.  Dancing is awesome!!  Even jazzercise is sort of dancing, and sort of awesome, sort of.  Crank the tunes, keep your sweats on and dance your pants off!  

So I am not sure how Gandolf made it it into your SuperBowl extravaganzza but I think I have an idea Shasha.  I spent that day working overtime, then laundry.  Dinner was pretzels and cheese and shrimp.  That part rocked.  There was booze, I won't lie. I had to do grocery shopping and about halfway through, the store became an empty building so I figured the SuperBowl had started.  I pretty much spent the last week fucking around and doing chores here and there, in between cocktails.  I hate winter.  Although I did tell my sister I would go snowshoe with her which sounds like the day I will probably die so there is that to look forward to.  I knew I would die in the Winter, I knew it!!!!

I forgot to mention that I like bath salts, I make them and gift them all the time.  Not to you Shasha, not anymore.  So there.

If you do wanna dance, my boy Alien Hybrid just put out Alien Transmissions #17.  Wow, to 17, already.  It'll give ya a good solid hour of psytrance to dance to.  I'm lucky to be married to an actual DJ opposed to, well, all that other bull shit out there posing.  

Featuring Sacred Technology (Imaginarium_Remix) By Laughing buddha Psylonius Funk By Dickster & Nigel The Healer By Burn In Noise & Brainiac Lost In A Mental Universe By DigiCult Space Ride By Spectra Sonics & Zatzak Psychedelic Perception By Djantrix Full_Moon By Spirit Architect & Djantrix The Impossible By Lucas & Mechanimal The Optimist (Kali Remix)By DigiCult vs U-Recken What Have You Done By Talamasca Mai mai By Jai (DigiCult vs U-Recken Remix) Megatron By Spirit Architect Song Of Seraphim By U-Recken

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!  

Well, we are practicing our booties off for Springfest..........so, I don't mean to brag, but it is fucking fantastic!!!  Yeah, one time after we danced, we did get a request to actually practice prior to performing.  So this one's fer you stranger!  Thanks for the awesome tip!!!  This will be MG's return to actually dancing instead of dancing in her vodka-filled head.  Can't wait!!!  Seriously, Springfest is so fun.  We gotta go now.  Gandolf's callin.  Bye!!