The No Regrets Update

Having a case of the Monday's? Reading this blog can enhance that feeling for you! Before I go on, let us reflect on our last show. Wow. that was a lot of fun. We usually edit our clips. Because we only want to remember the good stuff. If you want to see all of the stuff we would rather not have you see, then you will probably have to come to one of our performances. So, anyway, this dance turned out pretty good for only 4 meetings and the last one being the one where MG literally learned the whole dance in one hour. Good Job MG!
And now for my song and quick rant. If you are still here that is.
I just wanted to share, my thoughts on the little slogan that is going around, the one that states: "That moment when...". Yes, that moment when is pretty much 18/24 hours of my day. Really, those words should mean to me, "That moment when...when you can finally relax and be a normal person for a moment". Ah and it lasts only a moment unfortunately. For example, pick any day of the week last week, say Tuesday, last day of school for the kiddos.
When I picked up my kid from school his friends mom told me that her son was singing songs about being at the porn shop and that he had learned it from my kid. I apologized and in my head I was thinking...??!!!? okay weirdo....??! But! when we were driving home my playlist started playing the song: Down at the Pawn Shop by Sublime. My kid started singing along with it replacing the word pawn with porn. trust me, he did not know what he was singing. Thank goodness for the last day of school.
That same afternoon I went to work. And it was really hot, I had a migraine and felt all bloated. It sucked. After work I jumped in my car, started it, and to my relief, ripped a big ol' fart. Feeling much better. (feeling better is a moment when for me)
"TAP TAP" ...wtf?
My co-worker is tapping on my car window? now? Right the F now? Feeling stressed out now.
What do I do? I lock the doors, turn up the music, and smile. They just keep standing there. ugh. There is no way I can roll down the window right now. No! I had Little Caesars for lunch and this is no good. I will not roll the window down.
Oh great! Now they are giving me the "roll down your window" motion with the fingers. MAY DAY! MAY DAY! Abort now! Abort! Throw that shit into reverse and get the hell out of there! I have all night to think of a reason for doing that.
No I am not done yet. When I got home I showered and went to put on my cozy undies and jam jams. But I could not find these particular undies. I was trying real hard to remember where they were and I was looking everywhere for them. Then I feel a very horrifying feeling. It rolls over me like a wave of grief, I realized where they were.
The day before I had made a pile of my work clothes that was wearing and I jumped in the shower. They were still in the pant leg of my work uniform! Sigh. GDI! I wear my uniform home and then I take it back to work the next day so that the uniform company can clean them. That means I took my underwear back to work with the stupid pile!
It is too late. The uniform company already came and picked up the uniforms while I was at work that day. You know what?! It was not even my cute little undies, or my sexy panties, or even simple hipsters. Those undies were from the BIG MaMa files. Filed under comfort only. I was feeling and riding the "moment" dragon yet again!
That is all in one day my friends. Oh, and I make sure to end every day by going to sleep and waking up three hours later with insomnia.
What is up MG? You still there? What is new in your life? Anything going on these days? You have been a little quite.
MG - Howdy folks. I literally have nothing to follow all that magic up with. By the way, I am always quiet. I think I talk too much. So, if you know me, then you realize what that must mean I'm thinking for the rest of the world. But it takes all kinds right. I can definitely relate though. Since I am a silent but deadly kinda gal. Too many Whirlwind practices where the music ends with a contribution of a one-off note from me. Or in the middle of all that twirling...everyone's faces slowly realize Mary had meat for dinner. Ugh. Well, this is women of nature after all.
Kids. They say the darndest things don't they. On a recent trip to Arizona, G said, "C'mon kids, we got places to go - things to do!" "And drugs to sell!" quipped Dax. Hmmmm. My kids also taught me a neat word, wenis. I was not aware that was a thing. I'm not even sure that's how you spell it. But wow, talk about entertaining! Dax said more than once how he was going to get out and play with his wenis when we stopped for gas. If you don't know what it means, ask your kids, I'm pretty sure they do.
PM- Cool cool MG. I don't mean to horn in on your end blog, but I just want to remind everyone about Bryan Askmi Leitr 's cycle challenge to raise money to help fight kids cancer.
Come on folks even five or ten bucks can help him reach his goal...on this Wednesday pledges will be matched and he will only need 90$...probably less now. At least check out the link.
So let us sponsor the shit out of our dear cycle beast here! Think of all things this guy has done. Hell YEAH!! Thanks Bryan for being an awesome being!
Remember, he is the guy who had short hair. Then super long hair. Now short hair.
